Maybe you should have gone with a tor like substitute. You can buy life sized fake people (read: blow up dolls) and dress them in real clothes and print out a picture of Tor's face and put it over the fake face. Then you could have gone. And ridden roller coasters. The three of you together.
Is this tor's fault!? I totally live an hour outside of cedar point. I'd take you, but you'd have to get here to Toledo, OH. I don't know if Cedar Point is a good enough reason to go near Toledo, OH. Also, I ruin lives, so I'm libel to throw the roller coaster off course and send you careening into certain death.
Maybe you should have gone with a tor like substitute. You can buy life sized fake people (read: blow up dolls) and dress them in real clothes and print out a picture of Tor's face and put it over the fake face. Then you could have gone. And ridden roller coasters. The three of you together.
ReplyDeleteIs this tor's fault!? I totally live an hour outside of cedar point. I'd take you, but you'd have to get here to Toledo, OH. I don't know if Cedar Point is a good enough reason to go near Toledo, OH. Also, I ruin lives, so I'm libel to throw the roller coaster off course and send you careening into certain death.
ReplyDeletewe could stay with farrah! see how helpful and wonderful i am?
ReplyDeletefarrah, if we still decide to go to cedar point, can you sit beside tor on all the rides? because none of us want to do it.
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