Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

Tomorrow, you may notice the smell of a sea breeze accompanying me through your door.

That would be my new shampoo.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2008 at 6:15 AM

    no offence but I think its time you stop stalking this girl..lol..

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  2. not ebFebruary 6, 2008 at 11:21 PM

    Hello, Anonymous, and thank you for your comment but I would kindly ask that you never attempt to come between me and my girl again or I will fuck up your world.

    You heard?

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2008 at 12:39 AM

    Also, this mystery person spelled offense wrong. Tisk, tisk.

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  4. diFebruary 7, 2008 at 2:23 PM

    I wonder if anonymous really 'lol'ed? On second thought, why would he/she even bother to put 'lol or 'no offence' in the first place? Anonymous = be an asshole without the repercussions.

    At any rate, don't listen to them, e.b.

    Stalk the shit outta her.

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