Sanka, you dead?

Cool Runnings — 4.5/5 (rewatch)

Man, I love this fucking shit. And I think, in all honesty, why this little comedy works so well, is because everyone gets a moment to be serious. I mean, John Candy barely even plays into the comedy of it all. He's gruff, with no desire to be liked. It's an understanding that it's enough that he's just such an obvious contrast to the boys, that the comedy will play. The whole movie is built around that contrast: Jamaican men against the backdrop of white snow, a hot tropical island at the Winter Olympics, a fun-loving culture vs a Swiss culture of efficiency, and generally how silly everyone looks in their incongruity—but the sinew that holds it together is sincerity. Everyone here has a story, a goal, a dream, even the enemies. 

I sure don't know how you got down this road.

The Mastermind — 3.5/5

I think essentially a better version of 'Marty Supreme.' Josh O'Connor continues to be my favorite working actor, he has such an incredible lowkey charm. Timothée Chalamet is forceful in his charm, in your face, look at me, making you feel stupid if you don't buy into him, and Josh O'Connor isn't afraid to look a little stupid if it gets you to take your eyes off him. The soundtrack is a great complement to the tone of the story, as it feels jazz-like in the sense that he's got a plan but also feels like he's just figuring it out as he goes. 

We've done nothing wrong, have we?

Adolescence S1 — 3.5/5

"Being a teenager" should qualify as a mental illness. Compelling, well-told, and ultimately leaves me feeling a bit empty. I think because it's a show that tries to trace the whys of a teenage mind, which will never give a fulfilling answer, in the same way that 'they're bipolar' never really answers the question of a mentally ill person. But I enjoy the world it explores as it tries to get to the core of that, people trying to understand the gaps between a changing world and its developing minds, which builds genuine sympathy and tangible grey areas around what guides a grey matter to do a despicable thing. "Who's at fault?" is essentially the question being asked, and the answer is both everyone and no one in particular. It's both easy to point fingers, and hard to point at the exact thing that tips the scale.

I have absolutely no interest in myself whatsoever.

Blue Moon — 2.5/5

Overall, I walk away thinking the movie feels loud. Ethan Hawke is a dirtbag boyfriend of a different color. He's a small man in a quiet bar, playing to an audience that isn't there, an empty rafters. I honestly can't tell if he's a good actor or a bad actor in this. He disappears in the role, yes, but by virtue of shouting himself down. It's a movie where a guy tells stories about himself to build sympathy for a guy who's so obviously done it to himself. He's trying to convince you of something, because if you can believe it, then it must be true. It's an interesting character, but I don't know if he's my ideal version of a main character. The whole movie feels hopeless.

Are you aware of Garfield?

Cloverfield — 3/5

A cultural curiosity for me, finally explored. Feel like the conversation around this movie bubbles beneath the surface as "a somewhat important movie," but also never really manages to break that bubble. And that sort of plays out in the movie—a genuinely great idea (even if the great idea is just the mechanism by which its told) that sort of gets waylaid by its characters. It feels like a war zone—and you're unfortunately stuck with who you're stuck with, oh well. 

How do you feel about war?

Invincible S4 — 3.5/5

Ugh, waited too long, forgot my thoughts. This is the season I realized this show was just Dragonball Z taken seriously. Train, get stronger, only to fight someone stronger. I kind of love it. And then, just such a serious, earned sadness that runs through the center of it all, driven by legitimately hard choices, made and not made. This is the weight of power.  

Looks like you've already dug one.

Margo's Got Money Troubles S1 — 3/5

An odd combination of lightness within a subject that can polarize. I think, though, a signal of the changing times, because of the subject matter but particularly because of the lightness with which it's handled. Not just the 'OnlyFans' is called out explicitly, name brand recognition, but that the show largely doesn't feel judgemental towards her choice, despite characters being shocked here or there. We get naked now, we show our penises and vaginas, what's it to you? Could you imagine this as a plot on 'The Patty Duke Show'? And I say 'lightness' and there's overdoses and custody battles and serious conversations but still, the tone doesn't dig in too deep. Elle Fanning seems like she's having fun. 30 minutes, and then put on a smile and we're on to the next hot topic. The bouts of seriousness don't carry over, they don't penetrate. I think, unfortunately, the show shows off a bit more of the conservatism I have in me about certain topics. I do kind of think doing porn can fuck up your life. I agree that sex work is work, but I'm not sure I can celebrate it all the same. 

This is the way.

The Mandalorian and Grogu — 2.5/5

For the record, I did not watch the TV show, because I had no interest in it. But I also watched this without having much interest in it, and that's just how life works out sometimes, don't make a big deal out of it. And hey, the big takeaway: the little alien is cute. His janky-ass puppetry is fun, it's human. And then, aside from a hand up its ass, there is nothing inside that little thing. He has no story. He's only just a cute thing, beginning and end. Which is the crux of the problem: this movie has no characters. Every time Mando faintly speaks, he just showcases why bullets can't hit him: he's barely there. He's air; you can walk right through him. A great mystery of Hollywood is how a man who became known via an incredibly charming character in 'Game of Thrones' was then made to play self-serious sad-sacks in every other property he's cast in. That's essentially the movie: here's a bunch of fun things, do nothing with them. I'd almost prefer the movie went entirely silent, I think that would have been a lot more interesting choice. But it's fine. You can turn it on halfway through and wash your dishes with it on in the background. But the beautiful appeal of those types of movies is that at least there's a scene or two that grabs your attention, and you just let the water run, enraptured, before returning to your task. Nothing of the sort here. I almost want to give this a lower score just because at least in the slew of recent things I've given a 2.5, I can at least see ambition in them. Nothing of the sort here. 

I believe in nothing.

But its my nothing.

— Manic Street Preachers, Faster 

P-p-p-p-preach!

The Boys S5 — 2.5/5

"On the other hand, the show is at its worst with everyone else, scrambling to find purpose when we only really care about the two people who will inevitably meet in the final issue to finish it off." And here we go, continuing to ride that train of thought. The show keeps trying to tell us Hughie is the central character and, sure, no offense to the boy, he's got a place here, but it's not his show. It is, as with every season, a show that belongs to Anthony Starr and Karl Urban who are so good at embodying the worst of us. Anthony Starr's Homelander and Urban's Billy Butcher go from defiance to evil to childlike to petulant to funny, turning on a knife's edge. They're every reason we fall in love with narcissistic people, because they are so charming and so compelling and that knife just hanging above our heads is so dangerously seductive, because surely it will fall on anyone but me. (They are the Chosen Ones, but at least they've chosen me to stand by their side.) Their smile is perilous. And so, finally, as foreordained, they meet in the end for an epic battle and... it's fine. This season should have been a downhill race to a conclusion but plot device after plot device, go here, do this, find that, oops find this other thing, oh hey there's a new character, created a circuitous path to its predestination. How exactly it would play out was left to be seen, but we all had a pretty good idea of how the final battle would go. But, unfortunately, it doesn't end with them. It keeps going, cooling down and then trying to heat the scene back up, but by then one half of the team was missing and it couldn't quite recover from that.  

Compared to my husband, he's nothing.

No Other Choice — 3/5

Had this been a tighter movie, it would have been a better movie. Asian Mads Mikkelsen is a surprisingly gifted comedic actor, but the beats play out for far too long. It's trying to be some version of 'madcap' but the added energy just slows things down. And so it fails to just be a fruitful "dark comedy." So more then is put on its psychological weight, and two interesting points that the movie makes, but points which start to push at each other: 1) capitalism will do us all in, but not before setting us against each other and 2) how we all just fall apart at the prospect of learning new skills and perhaps going down a rung in our class position. People are stubborn, and capitalism is destructive. I think the second point is easy to make, and I think the movie makes it easily and clearly and obviously. ("We fucked, fam.") The first point is more important, and harder to convey: we don't have to throw our bodies on the churning gears, but, when the hour strikes, we can choose to be nowhere near those gears. We have to lose something; but we may at least have a choice in what we lose. It's that choice to maintain what we've accumulated that fucks us in the ass. Anyway, I'm not even sure the movie was trying to make that point but I think that's the point that I would have liked it to make. 

I'm of the belief that certain people are cursed.

Euphoria S3 — 2.5/5

And thus ends what feels like a contractual obligation. Y'know, I never watched this thing for the story. It's a fun watch, and I think it's the closest perhaps we've gotten to a music-video-as-movie. It's full of color and music and standout images but never felt like it got lost in its art direction; it's vibes (and thus definitive of the late 2010s). It had extreme highs and extreme lows—you can't say it didn't swing for the fences! I appreciate that!! Now — which fence? And on what side? And in whose yard? Indeterminate. I think with this season, the show unfortunately will be remembered as a celebrity grab bag and 'a point in time' for a selection of famous actors and actresses. At some point during these episodes, I thought, cynically, that Sam Levine, former addict, was maybe making a point that though we look down on drug addicts, there are other addictions that we don't think as little of: addiction to attention, rage, power, and class aren't nearly as bad. But do some heroin? Aw, man, ur fucked. I say I looked at this cynically because I think in that view it becomes a bit of "yOu dARe pOINt yoUr fiNgERs aT mE??" which is maybe unfair to him, I don't fucking know the guy. But then the last episode ends and nothing leading up to it really comes together to achieve epiphany, so it really ruins the opportunity to try to say all of it was about anything. The show ends with a showdown between two people we have not followed across multiple years. Fair enough—by this point, the rest of the cast had just became a bunch of people who used to share a space now leading scattered lives. They moved beyond the need for the show, so the show moved beyond a need for them.

Thats too stupid, isn't it?

Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie — 4.5/5

What a fucking delight. The more I write about it, the more I'll remember it, and I'd rather just go in to my next viewing having forgotten my thoughts on this, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Shit, man, just reading the wiki on the filming of this thing is so fucking fun. 

I have a purpose. You don't.

Marty Supreme — 2.5/5

For about an hour, I was into it, I think maybe because I just really like ping pong, but at just over the hour mark, as Marty does yet another terrible thing that he must get out of, it occurs to me — I think they want me to think this is a comedy? "Look at this trial of errors that this confident/ce man operating on pure self-belief gets in and out of, what a silly compelling life." It is at this point that I realize that Marty Supreme is a fucking dick, and I'm following an asshole. I think in this way, Josh Safdie is the heir apparent to Martin Scorsese, making movies about people which can be viewed by some as a warning, except they make their lives seem so appealing. "Being a bad man's bad, except for all that fun we had." And so, to cut to the end, I think that final scene is basically a Rorschach test for what you think of Marty. Do you like him, find him a fun funny character? Then that new child is salvation, a path towards forgiveness and turning your life around, around it. Do you aspire to be him (you fucking hustle-bro)? Then those tears are for the renewed motivation to keep on hustling, to hustle even harder because now you're not just doing it for yourself, you're doing it for an other. Do you dislike Marty? Then that baby is an excuse, and whatever path you choose next, you get to credit / blame that child for sending you on that path. Leave that life? "I have a baby at home." Continue on? "I'm a father, a father has to provide." I don't like Marty, so I think that baby is just a new way out of a jam. If you can't win, then find a way to escape cleanly.

Just walk with me a little longer.

The Long Walk — 2.5/5

Reading the wiki on 'The Running Man' >>> written by Richard Bachman née Stephen King >>> who also wrote this >>> sure, I'll bite. People tend to make good movies out of Stephen King's writing, if they choose to keep the premise and throw away everything else. I think the premise, unfortunately, doesn't quite feel updated enough to be relevant. I want to say it's unbelievable but, then again, it's everything Mr. Beast does, isn't it? And so could have used a bit more of that spectacle rather than just sort of the lonely sadness of doing the walk without the ostentatious television presenter to make it work. Richard Dawson that shit, my brothers. As is, it's a fun enough way to stick philosophically-hued conversation between bouts of violence, which I'm not mad at in theory, except I don't really think the conversation is forceful enough to have changed the character at the conclusion.