Mortal Kombat II (2026) — 1/5
Awful, corny shit. Homemade YouTube bullshit. You'd think with these bad actors and terrible costumes, that maybe they just hired people who were good at fighting? No! Karl Urban is trotted out to give the whole ordeal personality, and thus it's a slight improvement over the last. I guess I never wrote a review for the first one? Also bad. Also garbage. Irredeemable bullshit. It is, perhaps, our most true-to-video game adaptation in how stilted its motions, how overly dramatic its prose; a bunch of people just posing.
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