Thursday, May 31, 2007

This is what I do.

half nelson - 7.5/10. it was almost about how people can change because they're around people who simply refuse to change, which is an idea i like a lot, but the last ten minutes turns it into a chintzy, cutesy melodrama about how everyone can change if you simply choose to believe.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

By: ass_cobra on 5/29/2007 11:03:32 PM

By: ass_cobra on 5/29/2007 11:03:32 PM

yeah i mean like bon jovi really had a steel horse.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Stop watching bad movies.

audition - 3/10. classic 'bitch-goes-crazy,' except violent, and stupid.

Monday, May 21, 2007

As it turns out,

I don't have swimmer's ear.

Thank you, internet.

My mom's got Starz.

Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest - 3/10. This movie didn't make a lick of sense, but it had a guy with an octopus for a face, fuck.

Selena: The Movie - 2/10. I like those two songs she sings at the end, that bitch was talented, fuck.

Midnight Cowboy - 7.5/10. I was prepared to compare this to 'Of Mice and Men' except both guys are the retarded guy, but the summary at beat me to it, fuck.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

For all that learning gets me, I basically like dick and fart jokes.

This is a poem from the internet.

diffrnent one 4 mah gurl hannah. i fricken love u

n- not payen 4 college
a- always drinken/bein drunk
t- teepees n shit
i- i love her
v- vagina always smel nice
e- earnin her casino monies

p- purchased land w/ beads
r- ridin horses n shit, heritage
i- in love w/ her so fricken bad
d- destined 2 live on reservation
e- eagle feather headress

thats it. love u gurl

Monday, May 14, 2007

Movie review!

the notebook - 5.5/10. this is a movie without any hidden meaning.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Movie reviews!

idiocracy - 4.5/10. a really likeable but pretty much unfunny version of an idea that i like.

hot fuzz - 8.5/10. shit was tops.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Keep watching.