Monday, October 29, 2007

i'll have you know:

pineapple-orange juice make a bitch drop her panties.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Please, Hammer.

casino royale - 6.5/10. starts off damn exciting, with a cool callousness running through it, but it's not long before i have no idea what the fuck is going on, a wasted chance at a cool bad guy, and a bookend storyline that couldn't be made to fit into the main storyline.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

The sky is pocked with stars. What eyes the wise men must have had to see a new one in so many.

the lion in winter - 8.5/10. based on a play, so they don't talk like real people, but peter o'toole and katharine hepburn aren't real people. incredibly tense for the length of it as king henry ii (o'toole) tries to choose among his undesirable sons as to who is to be king. it's basically a violent, dysfunctional family drama where blah blah blah the hatred everyone has for each other only matches their love blah blah blah

Friday, October 5, 2007

Almond Joy's got nuts.

Mounds don't.