Thursday, August 30, 2007

man survives.

double nickles on the dime.

we jam econo: the story of the minutemen - 7/10. it's interesting to me that a couple of dudes who didn't seem to really know what they were doing were capable of doing something completely new.

Monday, August 27, 2007

yay internet.

what dreams may come - 5/10. i remember watching part of it a long time ago and hating it to the point of not finishing it. while i don't remember why i hate it, it's still not very good. a lot of i-love-yous and hugs and kisses and crying and easy sentimentality, but i never actually believe any of it. it's all very procedural and maudlin.

Friday, August 24, 2007

meretricious is a new word i've learned.

if... - 5/10. i feel like i'm missing something, like it's responding to some cultural event in england, except i think what it's responding to is still relevant. so maybe it's just a violent school-boy fantasy. i don't know.

Monday, August 20, 2007

I bought a 13-year old girl a hookah.

If I had told her no, she wouldn't think I was cool anymore.

The finest silk of choicest hue.

ugetsu - 3/10. jesus christ boring. it states its case early as being about greed and it is and it is and it is, except the moral lesson feels suffocating rather than inspiring. why is this supposed to be good?

Sunday, August 19, 2007


reno 911: miami - 6/10. it's friendly but rarely actually funny.

down down down.

walk the line - 7.5/10. it's good because there's a focus, which is the pretty righteous love story, but it occasionally gets bogged down in 'i'm sorry, daddy.'

Saturday, August 18, 2007

shit, y'all.

superbad - 8/10. it's what clerks 2 tried to do with it just being a love story between friends, except this was funny in all the ways clerks 2 is not. the fat kid yells a lot and it gets on my nerves and some of the characters are too quirky for the movie's sake, but shit, y'all, it was funny.

Friday, August 17, 2007


n. a scheming opportunist.

And for my next trick.

Yo-yo master Roger Pimental and his lovely assistant.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Countdown to not going to Sandusky, Ohio.

Here's a sneak peak:

Special thanks to Tor for making this all possible.

More can be found here.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

I don't remember where I found these.

But I like them.


I live in the future.

If Kanye West sells more records than me, I'll no longer write music.

“Put it like this,” 50 told SOHH. “Let’s raise the stakes. If Kanye West sells more records than 50 Cent on September 11, I’ll no longer write music. I’ll write music and work with my other artists, but I won’t put out any more solo albums.

I know what I'm doing September 11th.

Also, I'm pissed, because I was going to name my site thehotjoints.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Attn: rice

Be more interesting.

Friday, August 10, 2007


when i was little i used to poop behind a tree in my backyard.

- grouphug

guess what?

simpsons - 6.5/10.

it's only half funny, but the half that isn't funny doesn't make me feel bad for laughing at the half that is funny. they should've traded less jokes for consistency. and it was just sort of nice seeing the simpsons on the big screen. i'm easy.

Sunday, August 5, 2007

I made a post.

Now I can't delete it.


Jennifer Grey post-nose job > Jennifer Grey pre-nose job.

Dangerous Minds

was initially titled 'My Posse Don't Do Homework.'

Saturday, August 4, 2007


bourne ultimatum - 7/10. i enjoyed it. its entire purpose seems to be outdoing the other two and i'm not entirely sure it succeeds. it was really cool when the car crashes into his car and you see it from the inside in the first one, so we get five this time. nothing new, just more of what we like. also, wolverine's origin should have been jason bourne's origin. thanks, marvel.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

i saw a movie.

rescue dawn - 6.5/10. it's no big deal.