Saturday, December 29, 2007

I left the erron on.

Hairspray (The Musical) - 8.5/10. The humor's a lot more understated than anything I'd expect with John Waters' name on it, it's dirty and innocent, mostly thanks to its star, Nikki Blonski, who has the most genuine smile, John Travolta's accent is hilarious, Michelle Pfeiffer is evil, and it makes use of the dullness in Zac Efron's eyes. Probably my favorite movie of the past year?

Thursday, December 27, 2007

I want to pee on you?

Live Free or Die Hard - 5/10. Script by committee.

Monday, December 24, 2007

if we don't get no toll, then we can't eat no rolls.

stardust - 8/10. yeah, i enjoyed the fuck out of this.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

VH1's Top 100 Songs of the 90's.

I don't think we like things
so much as we like talking about things.

I think things exist so that we can talk about them.

Thanks for listening,

Thursday, December 20, 2007


Me: I've lost so many friends tonight.
Scooter: Well, that's what you do.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

I don't know, I wasn't paying attention, I was playing with my fonts.

My current favorites are Orator and Bell Gothic. Yay!

Monday, December 17, 2007

A poem.

Last night, your cat sang you a little tune;
He said he loved you more than I do.

- some song, I can't remember which.

David Shrigley.

I'm gonna miss this town.

Watchin' movies and shit.

Havin' a good time.

I Am Legend - 6.5/10. Fun for a bit, leads nowhere. Harumph.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Recent photos.

A poem.

In a whirl, a little girl ate a hippopotamus.
Don't laugh, she got a stomachache.

- Unknown.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

War is the sea I swim in.

Golden Compass - 7/10. There's this fight, between these two bears, and.

Saturday, December 8, 2007


I'm working on it.

Thursday, December 6, 2007


Not a fan.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

The Mist

The Langoliers/10.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

No Country For Old Men