Getting off on dying.

My Mom's Got Starz!, Vol. 3

The Bucket List - 4/10. Old men porn.

A similar idea was in some fucking, I don't know, Chechnyan movie from years back which I can't recall, and that movie is fantastic.

Rambo - 5.5/10. Garth Ennis had a great run writing The Punisher where he would let the readers eschew moral gray areas in favor of building up truly horrible human beings so that we could watch them die. This is pretty much that.

My job is difficult.

Wall-E - 8/10. There is nothing evil in the world. I feel awful for picking on this movie because the main character is the kindest, sweetest thing. Unfortunately. Rather than letting two robots fall in love, which is fantastic, it has to be about something bigger and bigger and that bigger is simple and cheap. We're getting fatter and destroying the world and, 700 years later, we'll want to escape the comforts of space and go back and rebuild and not a word to the contrary? I doubt that shit. If anything, it just proves that cycles repeat. I wish the movie had enough guts in the end to say fuck all y'all, we can find salvation in two little curious robots instead.

So yes. Kung Fu Panda is still the best movie of the year.

It has been a very long time since I drank Mello Yello.

It tastes different now.

My first mix.

1) Slipknot - Wait and Bleed
2) Slipknot - (sic)
3) Blink 182 - Dammit
4) Blink 182 - Josie
5) Monster Magnet - Space Lord
6) Monster Magnet - Powertrip
7) Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S.
8) Korn - Got The Life
9) Guano Apes - Open Your Eyes
10) Static X - Bledfordays
11) System Of A Down - Sugar
12) System Of A Down - Marmalade
13) Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet Over Butterfly Wings
14) Metallica - Unforgiven II
15) Bush - Glycerine
16) Bush - Swallowed
17) Foo Fighters - Everlong
18) Weezer - Say It Ain't So

Superglue.

I underestimated you.

The truth about fireflies.

They're pretty ugly when you get up close.

Set design

as a plot device.

Nothing is obscene providing it is done in bad taste.

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! - 7.5/10 - Genuine.

I've figured out what I want to do with the rest of my life.

The clever stuff.

Is on the good side of town.

The White House is symmetrical.

Rational minds

prevail.

Great

Googly Moogly.

Hulk

The Incredible Hulk - 4/10. I hate my culture. I hate everyone who reads comics. I hate everyone who doesn't read comics.

I want to say more, but I think I am irrationally, uncontrollably angry.

It was a Universal Studios ride.

Yes he is. Yes he is.

Some serious

dick.

What do you do on the other days?

I drink.

Fat man,

you shoot a great game of pool.

"...the pleasures of behavior

would suffice..."

"...enjoying in moderation

the alcohol and the sexual banter that are the warrior's rest..."

The emperor's new groove.

Kung Fu Panda - 8.5/10. There is little about this that wasn't fantastic.

I stay on my grind.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is like aint nothin wrong wit that..thats mY BITCH.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is hmmmm ariel!! get it lol.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is bored bout to play ball wit my girls!! and happy birthday dee

Christina'istayonmygrind' is is borrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddd!!!

Christina'istayonmygrind' is really thinking that i can become a one man woman!!

Christina'istayonmygrind' is like its fuckin spring break..south beach is poppin...its boy heaven out here..real talk!!lmao.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is all wifed up now...i been single 10 months..i guess time to end that.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is like i miss the class of 07!!i miss yall all yall!!

Christina'istayonmygrind' is now single again...like trina!! lol.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is back wit ariels ass!

Christina'istayonmygrind' is single like a piece of gum...fa real this time..lol.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is like yea..im bout to get this modeling thing POPPIN!!!

Christina'istayonmygrind' is mad as shit but im tryin to keep my cool.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is chillen..thinkin bout a whole bunch of shit.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is at the library.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is ready to see my friends...yay!!

Christina'istayonmygrind' is lookin at ex boyfriends on facebook..sometimes i wonder wtf i was thinking...lmao.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is doing a fuckin project on the history of high heels...

Christina'istayonmygrind' is like some stuff i left just go thru one ear and out the other..ignorance is a bliss and its true.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is like You know the type - loud as a motor bike. But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

Christina'istayonmygrind' is like dam...im really feeling u baby...maybe its just ya green eyes..lol.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is like imma try and hear him out..but if he aint tellin me nothing good..im leavin him alone.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is like im infactuated.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is like he got me and he know he does..im happy.

Christina'istayonmygrind' is like uhh nothin last long in miami!!

Fuck you,

tree.

Fuck.

OK.

It never dies,

just starts to matter less.

Shadows painted on the wall.

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2005) - 2/10. It's a movie based around a gimmick (superimposing new actors and dialogue over the movie's original backgrounds) and, while interesting, I can't describe it as anything but unecessary (and poorly done on top of that). It exists for the sake of saying it was there first. Remember Young Sherlock Holmes and how its remembered for being the first movie to feature CGI? This is that movie.

Newest endeavor.

http://ihaveanidear.blogspot.com

I guess Diana's involved in it, too.

Supper.

Bye bye.

Chocolate melted in my pants.

And rather than change them, I instead choose to hate myself every time I accidentally stick my phone in that pocket.