If Kanye West sells more records than me, I'll no longer write music.

http://www.thehotjoints.com/2007/08/10/50-cent-if-kanye-west-sells-more-records-than-me-ill-no-longer-write-music/

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“Put it like this,” 50 told SOHH. “Let’s raise the stakes. If Kanye West sells more records than 50 Cent on September 11, I’ll no longer write music. I’ll write music and work with my other artists, but I won’t put out any more solo albums.
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I know what I'm doing September 11th.

Also, I'm pissed, because I was going to name my site thehotjoints.

Attn: rice

Be more interesting.

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when i was little i used to poop behind a tree in my backyard.

- grouphug

guess what?

simpsons - 6.5/10.

it's only half funny, but the half that isn't funny doesn't make me feel bad for laughing at the half that is funny. they should've traded less jokes for consistency. and it was just sort of nice seeing the simpsons on the big screen. i'm easy.

I made a post.

Now I can't delete it.

Here:


Jennifer Grey post-nose job > Jennifer Grey pre-nose job.

Dangerous Minds

was initially titled 'My Posse Don't Do Homework.'

hi.

bourne ultimatum - 7/10. i enjoyed it. its entire purpose seems to be outdoing the other two and i'm not entirely sure it succeeds. it was really cool when the car crashes into his car and you see it from the inside in the first one, so we get five this time. nothing new, just more of what we like. also, wolverine's origin should have been jason bourne's origin. thanks, marvel.

i saw a movie.

rescue dawn - 6.5/10. it's no big deal.

This song

is a fucking gem.



So i'm posting it on my blog.

Movies and shit.

apocalypto - 6.5/10. it was made up to be far too mythical for a movie that just ended up being a rescue mission. the last two minutes contribute nothing. in its defense, there is a lot of running.

Call for pricing details.

While supplies last.

they changed the mcchicken.

i am going to get those fuckers.

i only ever exaggerate to describe things.

hotel rwanda - 7.5/10. from the constant gardner school of hating people for what they've done and being proud of them at the same time, except this and united 93 feel easy. it's easy to be inspired because you're showing something terrible, but it doesn't really try to make a point. the question of foreign intervention is something that should have been raised in both movies but never really was and it's weird, because they both should have made you make polar opposite reactions to the same subject.

i'd just like to use this moment to remind you that the constant gardener is one of the greatest movies ever made.

oh, and sophie okonedo has one of the greatest smiles on the planet.

EB: At the Movies.

united 93 - 7.5/10. i'm sort of a fan of movies that you know the outcome of and everything is building towards that inevitable conclusion. 'elephant' and the like. but while this was intense and sad, i'm not really sure why it exists.

Shit was intense.

So last night, at the used cd store, I came across a relic of my youth and, in the next two minutes, I had to reconcile my old self with my new self and decide if I was still that person.

I decided I was.