I am the backbone of colonial America.

Choke.
4/10. The blonde girl from 'Community' shows her boobies. Completely amateurish, up and down, and I'll put most of the blame on the director. Poor transitions, unnecessary flashbacks, speeding through lines, not dwelling enough on things that could be interesting, Sam Rockwell not being pushed. Points being telegraphed, and then not even being very good. That might just be Palahniuk, though. 'Fight Club' was a stylish movie that wasn't as deep as it would have liked to have been. This couldn't even be stylish.