Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

You're such a mystery to me. What kind of music do you like? Whose clothes do you wear? My friend was telling me yesterday that people think I'm mysterious, but I think that's just because I come off as gay.

I'm not gay.

<3

6 comments:

djborisyeltsin said...

what's all this "i'm not gay" malarkey??

*sigh*

i've got to stop falling for the mysterious advertising types.

liz said...

whose clothes do you wear?

i hope you get to ask her that in person.

dont be a debbie downer said...
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dont be a debbie downer said...

you would be way hotter if you were gay. i would date you cuz you'd be so hot.

diana brost said...

and the saga continues....

see eb, i told you this was a winner! look at all these comments! if you keep this up, you'll be the most popular boy in school and girl at fat larry's will be sure to notice you!

not eb said...

I'm glad I signed the contract that gives you all of the residuals.