The King and I – 2/5
I have no idea what this was about. The movie was at its most special when it was at its most Siam (the Uncle Tom's Cabin play was killer, dude), but the movie is about making the place more European? And then they're in love or some shit? Dunno, bro. Otherwise: Yul Brynner was having a lot of fun, but I didn't really care for the songs.